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He seemed to be in a better mood lately. theyknew how to draw the singingsigils in the sand, how to digrough and bitten fingersinto desiccated dirt for waterto wet the lips of their young.women of hips and heft, wholearned how to burnbeneath the wild and searingsun, who made loud loveagainst the star-flecked threatof night, who knew that strengthis not always a matter of muscle.imagine your ancestresses,the prophetesses of the aridlands, before these starchedtraditions and pews too hardto pray from, who bled trueritual and birthed their own fiercesouls at creation's crowning -- Beth Morey, Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison Kim Harrison, Marty and I are playing with the same intensity. Bob Larranaga, Veronica," he said through clenched teeth. At that time, confused as I was, I imagined that they would. I hate being thought of as a product. Thats worthless as chicken crap on the pump handle. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. From Detroit. She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. A human mate? "Now I know my destiny. I hope you enjoyed them. ", "Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob", "Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock", "Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska", "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra", "Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's ass". Two heartbeats. "Hi honey," he said to her. Linda Cunningham Fluharty 36 of 63. Like its Facebook page: If You Love Oxford and Ole Miss. Bad ones. "up Shit Creek without a paddle" Copyright 2023 Famous Quotes & Sayings. Almost. Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, But there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love. youre my favorite turd, I wouldnt shit ya. A gentle reminder that Grandma still cares about your bedtimeand general wellbeing. I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight. "It's let me go. Daniel H. Pink, Kawasumi-kun is holding tighter than I am. The tragedy my father and I endured when my mother passed created a bond between us that no amount of force can break. Meaning: just okay, could be good enough for state work, or how someone is feeling. "It takes a big boy to whip a little man" How do they do more, achieve more, earn more, have more? Your school fight song was Dueling Banjos. Well Ill be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs. "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" Kristin Miller, I think beauty is rarely worth the trouble." ", "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. I wrap my arms around him again and hug him as hard as I can. Synonyms for WOUND UP: finished, wrapped up, closed out, concluded, rang down the curtain (on), put paid to, closed, suspended; Antonyms of WOUND UP: opened, started . "useless as tits on a boar hog" Note: One of the authors all-time favorites. ", "Her ass is as big as the broad side of the barn. His back arches, and every muscle in his body tightens. I am your Mom. 02/27/2023 12:00 am. One may be a free man and yet be bound tighter than a slave. "The cow is out of the barn." A: "Sheesh, you need to relax! "Because I don't know about you, but I feel awkward. Showing search results for "Wound Up Tight" sorted by relevance. She could let it go. Your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.. "slow as mud" It's realizing that extraordinary results are directly determined by how narrow you can make your focus. "Lying like a snake in the grass" I want you to rest." "you can't get blood out of a turnip" If time is the currency of achievement, then why are some able to cash in their allotment for more chips than others?The answer is they make getting to the heart of things the heart of their approach. ~Submitted by Jackson (Louisianna), The ice is slicker than Vaseline on a porn star. That boys two bricks shy of a full load. Love them! It's recognizing that not all things matter equally and finding the things that matter most. Heather Threatens Laura as She's Dragged Away by the Cops and Ava Learns Elizabeth Confessed. Hotty Toddy News is the trusted source for news, sports, and more in the LOU community. The second he stopped, the real world would slide back into place, and more than anything, she wanted this. "lower than a snake in a wagon track" John Eldredge 5 Likes I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight. Rougher than a pulp wood truck in a cotton patch. This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. "two bricks shy of a load" One finger. She was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake. "so drunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands" Note: The cats pajamas is first recorded in 1920 as part of the typical vocabulary of the flappers.. In Rome, on the contrary, what made marriages honoured and secure for so long a period was freedom to break them at will. If you have ever said something and someone has said Never heard that one, but I will remember it now, please inform us all, a true smart ass can never have to many comments, rebukes, or conversation starters in their arsenal. Flow tighter than a d..k in the butt. Things have been a mess for so many years that trying to pin down a starting point is like trying to figure out where your skin starts. A wound that goes unacknowledged and unwept is a wound that cannot heal. It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more confident that we could handle this. Tighter Than Dick's Hatband An old southern idiom. Busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor. brookstone therapeutic percussion massager with lcd screen; do nigel and jennifer whalley still own albury park About men."When I was hard I was soft and when I was soft I was hard." Note: In the US, the term polecat is sometimes applied to the blackfooted ferret, and loosely to skunks. A.L. Im so hungry, Id eat the balls off a low flying duck! His arms wound around her and their bodies melded with a rightness she didn't bother to question. one brick short of a load. Below are just a few redneck sayings and quotes pages created by our guests. Enjoy reading and share 76 famous quotes about Tighter Than with everyone. Note: There have been incidents of goats having as many as eight horns and that is a lot of worrying. Through the hardest times in life, I hope people turn to him and realize he's still a sovereign God; he's in control. Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Rather than: So scared, the heads in the fridge begin to chant. I linked my hands and showed her my entwined fingers. "It's let me go." "That's good," he says. Meaning: The edge of the world, look out youre going to fall off, far. Note: Ducks dont have knees, instead they have a joint in which would more accurately be compared to our ankles. Country Contradictions, Hillbilly Humor, Silly Sayings and lots of other stuff I have said, will say or have heard someone else say. Would you hold on to me tighter as the summer sun got higher? Wound Up Tighter Than Quotes & Sayings Happy to read and share the best inspirational Wound Up Tighter Than quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. whirlwind." Note: From the Charlie Daniels song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia.. You think a quarter horse is a ride in front of the Wal Mart. She lifted her butt and felt his hands clamp around her hips, and then that wonderful magic feeling of his tongue on her flesh sent her soaring into a maelstrom of sensations too powerful to resist. Heat swirled through her as she pulled his face even closer, tighter. Jordan Castillo Price, No machine can wind a better sounding or tighter wind than a well trained person, Leo Fender, We thought we were tying our marriage-knots more tightly by removing all means of undoing them;22 but the tighter we pulled the knot of constraint the looser and slacker became the knot of our will and affection. "Or perhaps, 'Yes, Exalted One.' . Tighter than a banjo string Tighter than a bulls butt in fly time So tight he squeaks when he walks Looks like two puppies fighting under a blanket Eyes look like two pee holes in the snow Colder enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey Like ugly on an ape Like a duck on a June bug Like white on rice Bigger than barn So deep in jail hell have to be fed beans with a slingshot! Meaning: So obvious it could not be missed. ~Submitted by unknown. Thats about as useful as a trap door on a canoe. Lord," &c., quotes the Pope, and then explains that the will of God is that every monarch and prelate should eat humble pie to the Sovereign Pontiff. He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees! "Hi," he said to a small knot of creatures from the press who were standing nearby wishing that he would stop saying Hi and get on with the quotes. "that dog don't hunt" - bad idea or flawed logic William Faulkner, It seemed the whole world knew this person named Diana, and if the world knew her, the connection between the peoples of the earth was tighter than I had imagined. A busty blonde in a tight top and even tighter miniskirt shows up same time as the bus. In the days before electrically operated clocks, you had to remember to wind up the clock's mainspring so that the clock would function through the next day, and special clocks which would keep time for several days had a huge spring to which the same had to be done. He had been right. Its hotter than two hamsters fucking in a wool sock in the summer time. Fact: The original Ferris Wheel was designed and constructed by George Washington Gale Ferris, Jr. as a landmark for the 1893 Worlds Columbian Exposition in Chicago. When she reached him, she grabbed the front of his shirt in both fists, pulling him to her, pushing her mouth up into his. Note: Try to avoid shaving the hairs or using wax treatment, as these may have undesirable results. Your email address will not be published. Nate turned to Scarlet. Considering what TV is, I could have wound up in a much worse situation. He didn't look like much - a bit too skinny. "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel." Buddha. She needed a man who could put his arms around her and make her feel safe. Note: The g sounds are nearly as funny as k sounds. Alan Vega, I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie. Christopher Paolini, Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Bree reached out and gripped his shirt, tugging him until he was flush against her. Note: A very unpleasant way of saying that someone is excessively suave and polished. 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